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“Let me get this straight,” Harry peered at Dawlish over the top of Malfoy’s case file “Malfoy’s brewed a potion that, erm, bottles Veela characteristics, and has without proper testing, research or Ministry approval ingested it?” Harry paused, waiting for Dawlish to nod before continuing, “Now you want me to guard him from the sexual advances of hormonally crazed bystanders, while he works on making an antidote?” “Excellent, Potter. You were paying attention. That’s the second time this week.”
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Sam and Dean meet an angel, who wants to make a deal. They will get all the worldly goods they could ever want, all they have to do is to stop doing… what? “No more close calls because you ran out of, I-don’t-know, currency or canons or holy water. No more dangerous raids for ingredients, be it demon’s tears or werewolf femurs. You wish for it, it is yours. We will naturally put a restriction on anything that might harm Us, but everything else in this wide, wide world is at your command.” “Not any canons, they just never get it right,” Sam murmured to himself, while considering the offer, “The balls never end up where they’re supposed to.”
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