That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

For example, one of them read: “Old people can’t drive very well.” If that wasn’t a universal truth, Draco didn’t know what was. Even if he had only the vaguest ideas of what ‘driving’ meant. He had already decided on rewriting it into: “Age is sometimes a boon, sometimes a hindrance.” That would come off pretty good. Unfortunately, he had no idea what to make out of lines such as “Penguins are pretty”.
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