The Doppelganger Effect
Blaise can only take so much. A silly little ficlet featuring Blaise Zabini in all his glory. Oh, and those other two blokes everyone seems to like so much.
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Draco Malfoy’s Very Drunken Adventure
Draco Malfoy has three excellent reasons to get absolutely sloshed- a father who won’t accept him, a Harry Potter he’s been crushing on and that damned hippogriff who tried to eat him. And he’s going to tell them off, because clearly that is a good idea. Fortunately, his new muggle friend seems to have a beef of his own with Potter. Drunken hijinks all round.
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A Blue Moon Rises
“A blue moon rises,” pronounced Legolas.
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Harry Potter and the Rainbow Explosion
In which everyone is very, very gay. And stuff happens.
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Beg Me For It
Ron tells how he wound up working for the Death Eaters. Then Lucius asks Ron for a favour, and life takes a turn for the truly bizarre. (I normally hate first-person POV stories, but this tale requires Ron’s relentless humour. Trick or Treat, Mr Death Eater.)
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That’s The Way The Cookie Crumbles
For example, one of them read: “Old people can’t drive very well.” If that wasn’t a universal truth, Draco didn’t know what was. Even if he had only the vaguest ideas of what ‘driving’ meant. He had already decided on rewriting it into: “Age is sometimes a boon, sometimes a hindrance.” That would come off pretty good. Unfortunately, he had no idea what to make out of lines such as “Penguins are pretty”.
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Draco the Cowardly Lion
When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better?
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This actually makes me laugh out loud like an insane dolphin :))
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Five Times Draco Malfoy’s Cowardice Saved the Wizarding World
Amid the irritating buzz of the wizarding world at war, Draco Malfoy valiantly attempts to make do with inferior bath products, substandard pastries, and increasingly frequent twitchy looks from that git Potter. Only the world’s tiniest violin can truly appreciate the depths of Draco’s suffering.
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Pigtails
"I am completely horrified right now,“ Draco responded blandly. "And strangely intrigued…” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab.
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The Worst Happiest Day Of His Life by Amanuensis
“We have to WHAT!?!”
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