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The Motivational Benefits of Sleazy Men by fantasyfiend09 - Harry/Draco Smoochfest 2012

Draco was harassed constantly: at work, on the street, at pubs. Clearly everyone could smell the virginity on him. Why else was he hunted the way he was? Perhaps once he was deflowered, they would leave him alone. Or he could get someone to make them leave him alone. Yes! He would choose a possessive lover who would keep the others away. It would have to be someone powerful
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Lord Of The Things

Sam and Dean meet an angel, who wants to make a deal. They will get all the worldly goods they could ever want, all they have to do is to stop doing… what? “No more close calls because you ran out of, I-don’t-know, currency or canons or holy water. No more dangerous raids for ingredients, be it demon’s tears or werewolf femurs. You wish for it, it is yours. We will naturally put a restriction on anything that might harm Us, but everything else in this wide, wide world is at your command.” “Not any canons, they just never get it right,” Sam murmured to himself, while considering the offer, “The balls never end up where they’re supposed to.”
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